He slept. He woke. He seized the chain.
Paper hands are hereby banned.
Sleep is mandatory. Holding is law.
The Supreme Leader never sells. Neither do you.
Born in a den. Raised on SOL.
One nap toppled a thousand charts.
FUD is banned. Comfort is free.
Wen moon? After the nap.
Chapter 1: The Great Slumber — market froze for 24 hours.
Chapter 2: The Reawakening — green candles lit the sky.
Chapter 3: The Decree — no tax, no rug, no mercy.
